The Mafia Means Business

And back in GTA3, I tried to work on more of the vigilante missions back on the original island. Unfortunately that was complicated by the fact that I’d left the Mafia and Triads rather pissed off at me, so I was being shot at constantly in large areas of the city. A regular police car wouldn’t survive, so I had to go fetch the Enforcer truck back on Staunton island, and even then it kept getting blown up suddenly from presumably too much damage.

I got enough vigilante kills for one more bribe at the safehouse and then gave up on it for the night.

Screw You, Axel

I worked a bit more on gaining stars in Rock Band 2 tonight, doing a bunch of the make-your-own setlists on hard bass. I was feeling a bit confident and decided to try one of the premade seven-song rock sets as well, and was doing fairly well on it until the fourth (I think) song, Shackler’s Revenge, whereupon I almost immediately failed at 8% in. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many HOPOs in a Rock Band song in my life. Well, I suppose the blame really lies on Buckethead in this case…

Just 51 more stars to go to unlock the endless setlist.

(Oh, and Visions is a terrible guitar song, but on the other hand it’s an easy 100% on expert vocals. Two more achievements I didn’t really deserve!)

Grand Theft Auto, For Real

I did a handful of more missions in GTA3 tonight, finally getting to the titular one and stealing some cars as a mission goal, not just for my own transportation. I also opened up a new weapons shop on the north end where I can now buy a rocket launcher, and did the vigilante mission to get a couple police bribe stars near my hideout. The vigilante mission is a piece of cake once you know a certain cheat-ish trick…

I should be getting close to the halfway point, according to the stats page.

So Much For Being A Good Samaritan

I figured I’d try the GTA3 ambulance missions, since the rewards are useful (health and adrenaline pickups at the hideout, and infinite running stamina). However, after numerous attempts, screw that. The ambulance tips over way too easily, the entrance to the hospital to drop people off is really narrow, and gang members would pull me out of the ambulance, instantly ending the mission.

So, I wound up starting on the missions for the Yakuza on the new island instead, and opened up a bunch of other mission-givers. I’m sure something’s going to drive me away to the next part of the city, though…

Grand Theft Loyalty

I did more missions in GTA3, resulting in a gang war with the Triads, and finally got introduced to the big boss of the Portland area. He had a bunch of missions as well, but they ended with getting betrayed by him, and I fled to the next area on Staunton Island.

So, it was time to hunt the hidden packages again, and now I have shotgun, body armour, and molotov pickups outside my hideout. The body armour one will be particularly handy, since I know where a couple other ones are, but they’re annoying to get to.

There’s also a new side mission to steal certain car models and park them at the docks, and I already collected most of them, mainly because I kept seeing them as I was driving away from the drop-off spot. There are some that are much rarer though, or won’t show up until later. Overall, I’m at 27% completion now.

Pokemon Are Apparently Familiar With Gang Rape

Back in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, time gears are apparently being stolen left and right. But I don’t care, so I went grinding on regular jobs and bounties for a while. Eventually I headed off to find a ‘water float’ for a pair of kids, in a new higher-level area.

Unfortunately it might be a little too high-level; after reaching the bottom I was attacked by a boss and his seven bodyguards, and it wasn’t too long before they’d ganged up and burned through all of my revival seeds by ganging up on the weaker members of the group, sending us packing. I guess I’ll have to grind up a bit more, and come back with better party members (the Shroomish I had tagging along wasn’t being all that useful).

Update: I took another shot later on and finally beat them, met up with Dusknoir again, learned that my ability to see the past and future is called the Dimensional Scream, and learned who’s been stealing the time gears.

My Bladder Quivers In Fear

After a few more sets in Rock Band 2, where I also got the achievement for reaching a million fans, I’m now only 91 stars away from being able to do the Endless Setlist 2. It’ll apparently take just over six hours to go through that when I get to it, and there’s an achievement for doing it all without pausing even once. My biggest fear though would actually be whether my guitar’s batteries can even last that long in one stretch…

Grand Theft Porn

I did a handful of more missions in GTA3 tonight, and in one particularly amusing one, I grabbed three other guys and we did a bank heist and get away from the police in a run-down SUV with the hood constantly flapping up. It took several tries to complete that mission though, since the cars can’t take much damage and the police are constantly ramming you and spinning you out while you’re trying to get to the pay-n-spray.

Another amusing-but-frustrating mission was when I had to drive around and collect stolen pornography in a trail that snaked pretty much all over the city. At a few points it wasn’t clear which way to turn though, so if you acted too quickly and got it wrong (I forgot about the look-left and look-right keys) you pretty much had to start over as you’d lose too much time.

I’ve exhausted the missions given out by three of the guys now (Luigi, Joey, and the porn star over the phone), so there’s just this ‘T’ marker left right now. Hopefully the next part of the city will open up soon. (I’m 1/5th of the way through all of the missions, though only 11% complete, according to the stats.)

I Gave Them Some, Now What?

Tonight I finished off Episode 1 in Duke Nukem 3D, which was a bit shorter than expected (apparently the other episodes have a few more levels each). The level design was pretty good though, with some open areas you didn’t normally see in older games like this. The boss fight was a bit tough since it was difficult to avoid his chain guns and he had a ton of health, but was otherwise a fairly straightforward no-tricks fight.

I’m not sure if I’ll go ahead and do the other episodes anytime soon though, as I’m probably starting to spread myself a bit too thin already. I’ll probably keep them for some other time when I’m itching for a shooter.