Paper Mario: TTYD has taken a bit of a twist, as Mario has now become…a wrestler? Apparently wrestling is the big thing in Glitzville, and the champion’s belt looks like it’s the Crystal Star, so I need to fight my way to the top. There are 20 rankings to fight through, divided into the big leagues and little leagues, and each match has a random special condition attached to it, like not switching partners, or appealing to the crowd at least once.

The first 10 rankings were pretty easy, and I got an egg that hatched into a Yoshi that I needed to beat the 10th rank team since I can’t harm them any other way. Unfortunately I got screwed on that battle the first time around because you have to use Yoshi’s special attack to harm them, but the random condition for the match was that no special attacks were allowed…

It was then discovered that the star in the belt was a fake, and upon reaching rank 8 I got a strange delivery from a Mr. X of a hammer that I can use to break certain obstacles, and directions to use it in the minor league locker room. Unfortunately to get back in there I’ll have to let myself drop in rank a few places, and I’ll do that later.