Spamford And Sons

Subject: I will guide you to your first million;))

Whoa, no thanks. I have no idea what I’d do with that many smilies.

Subject: Full of health? Then don't click!

You’re right, I should save that health pack until the boss fight.

Subject: Forget about annoying 30-40 minutes before sex.

Hey, what have you got against foreplay?

Subject: Fifth Third Bank reminder: mail from Fifth Third Bank.

Sorry, but I’m actually signed up with the Thirty-Fourth Seventeenth Bank.

Subject: Wanna read the conversations your husband, wife, and kids are having on Yahoo and MSN?

Sure! I’d love to spy on both my wife, and, uh…husband?

Subject: PUSH PUSH PUSH

Why? Am I in the middle of labor? I hate sudden surprises like that…

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