Subject: Urgent: ISP detected!
Oh no! I bet I’m broadcasting an IP address, too!
Subject: Extra power. Don't think. Just act.
Sorry, I think you meant to send this to Tom Cruise.
Subject: Elvis asked me to send you this.
Well you certainly took your sweet time getting it to me, didn’t you?
Subject: Don't expose your intimate life!
Whew, thanks, I didn’t realize those blinds were wide open…
Subject: Break the work habit
Unfortunately that would just send me into the begging-for-change habit…
Subject: Please disregard this message
Okay.