Subject: Your employer said they can't hire you because you don't have a degree
Um, if they’re my employer, then they’ve already hired me…
Subject: Bonanza! Please treat ASAP.
What kind of doctor should I see to get this bonanza treated?
Subject: We Can Help You 27lt
Thanks, but what I really need help with is 6pq8vring.
Subject: RE: Get a Date Quick
January 17th! Well, that was easy.
Subject: splatter your mother with semen! husband
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And here I thought all that was l33t 5p34k… :-)