Dramatic statement about how much life sucks. Complaint about how I just cannot take it anymore.
Description of events of a trivial nature, exaggerated to appear to be of monumental importance. Implication of wrongdoing by an unspecified friend, with blatant clues dropped as to the person’s identity. Vindictive derision of friend’s flaws and lack of loyalty. Gratitude that other friends are not like that person.
Unrelated comments about new element of personal appearance, minor complaint about some other aspect of same. Closing note about how I’ve made up with friend X from last week. Promise to be more upbeat in the next entry.
(Yeah, it’s an old joke, but a goodie.)
*giggle*
I could launch into a tirade about how the real joke is the fact that the widespread nature of those kinds of blog entries and writeups has perfectly legitimate grounds, and how while endless and often hot air, they’re an accurate reflection of what life on this planet has become…
…but instead I’ll just see the humor in it all, grin, and nod approvingly at your choice of daily entry. :-)
I’m thinking more of the teeny-bopper my-life-sucks-because-Mom-won’t-let-me-dye-my-hair-fuscia crowd, oft found here. :-)
Still… Since I’ve been guilty, I figured I should’ve said something. :-)
And yeah, I know all about the meatheads on LJ…
Hey! I was a meathead! ;-D
I know, I know. I’m just kidding.